Just a quick note:

I don't know how all you drivers do it. I absolutely cannot get a handle on driving. I'm okay on side roads, when I don't panic, but I fall to pieces on large roads. I hesitate and I'm incredibly nervous and I just don't know what to do. It's not a happy feeling.

Clearly I will never be able to live outside of a large city with a good transit system.

*weeps*