Dear Physics 102 prof,

Please post our final marks. I see that you have already updated your website with a "Our course is now over... we hope you enjoyed it" message. Personally, I do not feel that a course has properly ended until I receive my grade for it. You see, if I fail your class, then I must take your course again. Thus, my experience with your course is not quite ended.

It has been nearly two weeks since we sat your exam. Since one of the section's marks have already been released, there should be little reason that ours requires extra time--after all, the difficulty of the exams must have been the same, correct?

Yours sincerely,
Another cog in the machine

I really hope I don't fail Physics. If I do, it will seriously mess up my currently-murky plans for the next few years.